funny quotes about change
When you have only two pennies left in the world, buy a loaf of bread with one, and a lily with the other. ~Chinese Proverb
I have never liked working. To me a job is an invasion of privacy. ~Danny McGoorty
The way you overcome shyness is to become so wrapped up in something that you forget to be afraid. ~Lady Bird Johnson The way you overcome shyness is to become so wrapped up in something that you forget to be afraid. ~Lady Bird Johnson
If I knew something that would serve my country but would harm mankind, I would never reveal it; for I am a citizen of humanity first and by necessity, and a citizen of France second, and only by accident. ~Montesquieu
Human suffering, while it is asleep, is shapeless. If it is wakened it takes the form of the waker. ~Antonio Porchia, Voces, 1943, translated from Spanish by W.S. Merwin
Neurotics dream of a good life, or a great suicide note. ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966
Neurotics are sure that no one understands them, and they wouldn't have it any other way. ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966
The army of wrongness rampant in the world might as well march over me. ~Truman Capote, Breakfast at Tiffany's, 1958
You don't take a photograph. You ask, quietly, to borrow it. ~Author Unknown
In thee my soul shall own combined the sister and the friend. ~Catherine Killigrew
And that ye study to be quiet, and to do your own business... ~I Thessalonians 4:11
Brevity is the soul of lingerie. ~Dorothy Parker
In this prostituting society, we all have to hustle, and I'd rather suck cock than kiss ass! ~Margo St. James, attributed
It does me no injury for my neighbor to say there are twenty gods or no God. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg. ~Thomas Jefferson
I am thankful for the taxes I pay because it means that I'm employed. ~Nancie J. Carmody
A gentleman is simply a patient wolf. ~Lana Turner
The Reagan Administration has fostered a climate in which a barest majority of the Supreme Court caters to the passions and hatreds of the American mob, stripping away the constitutional shield outside our bedrooms.... How tragically ironic that an Administration that promised to get Government "off our backs" is now so active in draping Government gumshoes over every part of our anatomies. ~Carl T. Rowan
Isn't it a violation of the Georgia sodomy law for the Supreme Court to have its head up its ass? ~Letter to Playboy magazine, February 1987
Success in marriage does not come merely through finding the right mate, but through being the right mate. ~Barnett R. Brickner
So often is the virgin sheet of paper more real than what one has to say, and so often one regrets having marred it. ~Harold Acton, Memoirs of an Aesthete, 1948
All fishermen are liars; it's an occupational disease with them like housemaid's knee or editor's ulcers. ~Beatrice Cook, Till Fish Do Us Part, 1949
Nursing is not for everyone. It takes a very strong, intelligent, and compassionate person to take on the ills of the world with passion and purpose and work to maintain the health and well-being of the planet. No wonder we're exhausted at the end of the day! ~Donna Wilk Cardillo
Put your future in good hands - your own. ~Author Unknown
Christianity is not being destroyed by the confusions and concussions of the time; it is being discovered. ~Hugh E. Brown
