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The things we hate about ourselves aren't more real than things we like about ourselves. ~Ellen Goodman
You should never kiss a girl unless you have enough bucks to buy her a big ring and her own VCR, 'cause she'll want to have videos of the wedding. ~Jim, age 10
Ironically, rural America has become viewed by a growing number of Americans as having a higher quality of life not because of what it has, but rather because of what it does not have! ~Don A. Dillman, Annals of the American Academy of Political and Social Science, January 1977
Nothing so soothes our vanity as a display of greater vanity in others; it make us vain, in fact, of our modesty. ~Louis Kronenberger
Question: " I understand that Congress is considering a so-called 'flat' tax system. How would this work?" Answer: "If Congress were to pass a 'flat' tax, you'd simply pay a fixed percentage of your income, and you wouldn't have to fill out any complicated forms, and there would be no loopholes for politically connected groups, and normal people would actually understand the tax laws, and giant talking broccoli stalks would come around and mow your lawn for free, because Congress is NOT going to pass a flat tax, you pathetic fool." ~Dave Barry
Money is like manure. You have to spread it around or it smells. ~J. Paul Getty
The best things said come last. People will talk for hours saying nothing much and then linger at the door with words that come with a rush from the heart. ~Alan Alda
There does not now, nor will there ever exist, a programming language in which it is the least bit hard to write bad programs. ~Lawrence Flon
Baseball, to me, is still the national pastime because it is a summer game. I feel that almost all Americans are summer people, that summer is what they think of when they think of their childhood. I think it stirs up an incredible emotion within people. ~Steve Busby, in Washington Post, 8 July 1974
The dog is a gentleman; I hope to go to his heaven, not man's. ~Mark Twain, letter to W.D. Howells, 2 April 1899
For what is a man advantaged, if he gain the whole world, and lose himself, or be cast away? ~Luke 9:25
When a dog runs at you, whistle for him. ~Henry David Thoreau
We are all a little weird and life's a little weird, and when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall in mutual weirdness and call it love. ~Author Unknown
If you're not outraged, you're not paying attention. ~Author Unknown
Everyone knows that debugging is twice as hard as writing a program in the first place. So if you are as clever as you can be when you write it, how will you ever debug it? ~Brian Kernighan
When a dog bites a man that is not news, but when a man bites a dog that is news. ~Charles Anderson Dana
Before you put on a frown, make absolutely sure there are no smiles available. ~Jim Beggs
We come, not to mourn our dead soldiers, but to praise them. ~Francis A. Walker
I have fallen in love with American names, the sharp, gaunt names that never get fat. ~Stephen Vincent Benet
Too many people think only of their own profit. But business opportunity seldom knocks on the door of self-centered people. No customer ever goes to a store merely to please the storekeeper. ~Kazuo Inamori
Fire is the best of servants; but what a master! ~Thomas Carlyle, Past and Present, Book II, chapter 9
Home is not where you live but where they understand you. ~Christian Morgenstern
Don't make excuses - make good. ~Elbert Hubbard
Quilters never cut corners. ~Author Unknown
